This is satire. Please get vaccinated.
According to the folks I overheard in the frozen food section at Wal-Mart last week
“If the vaccine works so good, why are people getting even sicker now? It’s like the vaccine is making all them people sick almost.”
According to the dude with a patchy sunburn and a sleeveless t-shirt featuring a blood-stained wolf holding an assault rifle and howling at an airbrushed moon…